last saturday aku dgn buat mukanye balik ikut kakak. ye lah, papi takmo balik tapi tak ckp tanak. dia diam buat bodo. kire kalu aku buat xtau dia pon buat xtau lah. nk servis bluberi katanye. ye lah, dia kan excited nk g penang. aku yg geram xdpt tahan marah dan nyesal pastu sbb sami yg kena jerit. sami tuh pon satu suka la nak campak barang. barang dalam umah di campak nye keluar umah melalui balkoni bilik. aritu songkok papi ok lagik. kalu dicampaknye kete mainan dia kena kete org kt bwh cmne?
aku siap kol kakak kata xdpt ikut balik. eeeiii mmg geram hati panas!. ye la mak nak pegi haji. mak nak PERGI. paham tak mak nak pergi tempat idaman dia. lama plak tuh. dekat 45hari. bese kalu mak g holiday pon paling lama seminggu. mmg la aku nk balik tiap minggu. papi tak bape paham napa nak kena balik lagik sedangkan nanti nak hantar gak kat kelana jaya. aku malas nk explain sbb mulut aku mmg nipisss aje nk maki. bile aku marah segala perbuatan keturunan dia sume aku ingat and sedap aje kalu aku nk ungkit. tapi bile emosi tak tentu tuh datang aku terus ingat kat kepala yg papi tu suami, syurga aku tuh. lagikpon papi xpenah tinggi sore kat aku. dan aku yg memang memahami nih kena la paham dia yg xpaham sgt adat, budaya juga kureng common sense dia (anak sapa la tuh). lagikpon aku selalu pikir pengorbanan papi kat aku. huishh susah nk carik laki yg sanggup tinggalkan mak sdr sbb cinta mati. sapa tak sayang laki camtu ooiiii...
jadik oleh itu aku juga menyesal la sbb hempas pintu and marahkan sami. terus aku peluk2 dia siap2 kan dia and bwk dia balik kampung (tompang kakak). tu pon dh kire syukur la tuh aku blk tanpa mintak izin (assume diizinkan). tapi aku tau la papi izin sbb dia yg anto aku jumpak kakak. dan kitorg masih comolot bila nak say babai. dia xdek ape. aku aje yg makan hati. kalu ikutkn dh lama aku mati.
jadik dgn gembira bercampur sedih aku blk la kampung. mak gembira aje kebelakangan nih. walaupon byk terima kunjungan, penat buat persediaan. dia tetap gembira. time antar mak smlm aku xnangis pon. aku hepi kembang2 hati aku. amazing lah. aku hepi sbb mak hepi. tapi skang aku dh rindu. alamak mak. tetiba aku tpikir aku dh mintak ampun belum? huwaaaa..
berbalik kepada tajuk diatas, hish aku mmg xleh buat novel, intro ntah ape2. sami juga dgn gembiranya pulang ke kampung memandangkan abang dan kakak sepupunye ade. sampai sekinchan dh lewat kul 6 gitu. terus nak mandikan sami dan nyebok2 tgk kakak nk masak ape. memandangkan lampu toilet kat umah mak suka aje mati bila org ramai2, kitorg mandi kat atas. ye lah dh papi xdek aku mandi la ngan sami sama2 kang susah plak aku nk mandi. cam bese dia gembira dgn gayung ngan baldi tuh. sanggup mandi sejuk2 xmo hot shower. memandangkan toilet atas kecik, cam muat2 la kitorg bedua. tgh aku nk tutup pintu toilet tetiba aku rasa kaki kanan aku sakit, tgk bwh aje baekk aje kepala sami kat kaki aku.. dia jatuh terletang kepala dia landing betol2 kat kaki. ya allah! seb beik kalu idak kompom berdarah kepala tuh
walaupon sami terkejut and sakit skit, dia selamba aje continue main air. pas dh siap2 tu kitorg turun, aku cpt2 mintak mak panggil cik ros tukang urut. bese la alasan nk urut sami padahal aku suka urut ehhehehe. patu sebokkn diri kat dapur, nk goreng telor utk sami. time nih sami dh lapo dh mintak makan.
'adik, sami dh naik meja' ckp mak yg tgh kemas brg ape ntah
'jap yang, mami goreng telo' time tu aku ngan kakak sebok la bukak2 fridge
tetiba
'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' jerit sami
ya allah elok aje bang cik pegang sudu sambal belacan and ade sambal kat mulut dia! ya allah!!!! terus aku basuh mulut dia, amik air sejuk kat peti es. sami siap 'air.. air' kepedasan. air liur dia xbenti lah sian tul! patu kuarkn ice suh dia kulum. siap sapu butter kat lips. seb beik dia tonyoh mata dia. sian tul la!!! alhamdulillah lps ice kedua dia dh senyap.. slow aje ckp 'akit..' alalala merah mulut sami. kakak ckp dh cam angelina jolie tebal mulut dia.
haiiii sian betol lah!!! elok dia senyap dia smbung main. aku suap dia mkn. pastu aku plak mkn. meh sini try pedas tak pedas. ya allah bapak pedasnye sambal mak nihhhhh!!!! camne la sami leh tahan cmtuuu!!!! tau la org jawa xyah la nk test sambal belacan gitu aje!. ahhahahah kesian sungguh aku kat dia. kadang geram sbb kalu dia nk mkn mmg dia xsabo. kakak kata dia alam flora. badan kecik, kuat makan. mlm tuh dpt la urutkn sami. memula ok patu dia nangis xsuka. pas dh urut dia main cam bese mcm xdek ape yg berlaku.. haii sayang next time dgr ckp mami ok?
p/s- tu blum kire sami campak bende kena kepala mak, pecahkan gelas, hantukkn kepala abg jarish ke dinding, hidung berdarah, bibir luka berdarah, tarik kusyen sepah2 kan umah, tumpahkan air, ikut bapak g kebun cabut ubi, main ngan grasshopper yg terjumpak kt pucuk ubi, tak tido satu ari dan lain2 lagik
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tadik papi cite, tazkirah kat opis dia. ustaz tu ckp punye la besar pahala seorg isteri tu dapat, xtau nk describe camne dgn hanya
'menghantar suami ke pintu umah bila suami nak kuar and menyambut suami bila suami pulang'
Wow. beshnye. ustaz tu pon cite isteri Rasulullah saw, Khadijah selalu hantar and tunggu baginda rasul bila pulang sampai tido2 la kat pintu umah sebabnye dia tahu betapa besarnye pahala dia dapat.
Ustaz tu pon cakap ade pompan tanya dia soklan, camne pulak kalu isteri yg bekerja suami duk umah, kire kalu suami itu buat gitu dpt pahala tak. ustaz tu jawab, senang aje jawapannye. TAK. hhehehe isteri2 aje senang nak dapat pahala.
So aku pon tadik sungguh kobar2 la nk buat gitu, patu papi nk maghrib aku pon sebok la nk anto. sebelum nih bukan xpenah anto and tunggu depan pintu cuma kalu xsempat idak la aku beria2. patu papi ckp dia balik kang dia nk ketuk pintu, so aku bleh la tunggu dpn pintu tapi tadik bile papi balik, dia ketuk pintu aku tgh susukn sami, aisehh xdpt la buat. xpe isyak kang buleh lagik.
eh ok lah! sami poop! dia ade perangai baru, korek poop dia patu tunjuk kt kitorg haiishhhhh
p/s - isteri pon paling senang la nk dapat dosa
'menghantar suami ke pintu umah bila suami nak kuar and menyambut suami bila suami pulang'
Wow. beshnye. ustaz tu pon cite isteri Rasulullah saw, Khadijah selalu hantar and tunggu baginda rasul bila pulang sampai tido2 la kat pintu umah sebabnye dia tahu betapa besarnye pahala dia dapat.
Ustaz tu pon cakap ade pompan tanya dia soklan, camne pulak kalu isteri yg bekerja suami duk umah, kire kalu suami itu buat gitu dpt pahala tak. ustaz tu jawab, senang aje jawapannye. TAK. hhehehe isteri2 aje senang nak dapat pahala.
So aku pon tadik sungguh kobar2 la nk buat gitu, patu papi nk maghrib aku pon sebok la nk anto. sebelum nih bukan xpenah anto and tunggu depan pintu cuma kalu xsempat idak la aku beria2. patu papi ckp dia balik kang dia nk ketuk pintu, so aku bleh la tunggu dpn pintu tapi tadik bile papi balik, dia ketuk pintu aku tgh susukn sami, aisehh xdpt la buat. xpe isyak kang buleh lagik.
eh ok lah! sami poop! dia ade perangai baru, korek poop dia patu tunjuk kt kitorg haiishhhhh
p/s - isteri pon paling senang la nk dapat dosa
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Masa sami kecik2 dulu mami selalu buntu sebab mami xtau satu pon nursery rhymes. kata papi, ABC pon mami salah nyanyi. Mami tau twinkle2 little star aje. tu pon sbb mami xmo kalah ngan auntie biqq yang hebak nyanyi lagu itik tuh. see tajuknye pon mami xtau. pas tu sami good boy mlm2 cpt aje tido. kadang belum maghrib sami dah tido. mami risau. risau la konon nnti sami lambat ABC sebab kan zaman skang sume budak begitu pandai sekalik. ye la time mlm la mami nak main n ajar sami. dushh (mami ketuk kepala sdr). napa plak la mami nak sami cpt pandai ABC. xdek xdek. mami xkesah. sami take la sami punye time.
Tapi mami tau mami mmg byk mulut. mami suka borak2 ngan sami. mami suka tunjuk bende baru kat sami and mami suka lukis2. so mami belikan drawing board untuk sami and mami suh papi beli grolier set hahaha papi la kena bayo sbb dia leh tolak tax. patu mami tgk sami pon cam mami. suka lukis2. suka ckp (papi ckp sami byk ckp mcm mami cess). and sami suka baca (errr nih sami ikut auntie elly yg suka baca tu kot, mami start membaca nih baru2 aje hahahaha).
Mami xkesah camne pencapaian sami sampai la mami notice bila mami show or draw satu objek, dua kali lukis sami dh ingat. memula mami ingat sami main hafal aje sampai la sami buktikan kat mami yg sami betol2 paham.. wahh mami bangga.
Dalam kete lepas flyover ampang point nk g bukit..
'mosque! ala bak bak (allah huakbar)' tunjuk sami kat satu bangunan belah kiri yg macam masjid
mami yg ala2 terpanjat memandang bangunan itu 'eh no! thats not a mosque' balas mami xkuat tapi xjuga perlahan sambil pandang tepat ke mata sami
sami yg mmg comel pon pandang tepat ke mata mami diam cam mintak jawapan. xsampai 10saat mami tersedar,
'eh sayang. sori. yes sayang.. errr mosque..' mami terus rasa bersalah
'jgn kan sami, org besar pon ingat tu mesjid tau b' papi sambung nak tambah rasa bersalah mami..
aisehhh sori sayang. mami masih belajar. mami ingat sami dh besar2 plak. bangunan tu kuil singh. kubah and design dia mcm mesjid. napa la mami nk kasik sami konpius. tapi seb beik sbb pas tu if sami nmpak mosque sami tetap tau itu mosque.
Sekarang mami tgh rindu kat sami sbb mlm tadik kite xsempat nak main2. kul 8 lebeh sami susu terus sami sleep. tonite kite play abc lagik ok? nk draw? ha lukis la ..conteng la sukati sami
kejadian baru2 ini
'dia ada lukis2 dinding?'
'ada..'jawab mami agak tersenyum
'hiishh ikut sapa lah, hasrul dulu tak macam tuh'
'hah mmg ikut mami dia lah! mami dia suka melukis! biarlah dia nk lukis! creative!' jawab mami xkuat xjuga perlahan tapi muka serius sambil usap2 kepala sami.
BAHBIIIIII mami tahan aje mulut nak maki.. asal tak sapa perangai ngan papi dia, asal sami terlebeh cranky, manja sume asik la nk compare! abis ko nk ckp ape? sami yg noti ke atau aku xpandai jaga anak??? keje asik nk komplen itu ini. anak aku sukati aku laaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
opss mami ter emo. sori. tapi mami dah fedap dgr ayat 'dulu hasrul tak macam nih pon' . mami rasa cam nk tendang bakul aje bila dgr statement gitu. seb beik sami ikut muka papi. kalu ikut muka mami? ntah ape pulak yg dicakapnye.
Tapi mami tau mami mmg byk mulut. mami suka borak2 ngan sami. mami suka tunjuk bende baru kat sami and mami suka lukis2. so mami belikan drawing board untuk sami and mami suh papi beli grolier set hahaha papi la kena bayo sbb dia leh tolak tax. patu mami tgk sami pon cam mami. suka lukis2. suka ckp (papi ckp sami byk ckp mcm mami cess). and sami suka baca (errr nih sami ikut auntie elly yg suka baca tu kot, mami start membaca nih baru2 aje hahahaha).
Mami xkesah camne pencapaian sami sampai la mami notice bila mami show or draw satu objek, dua kali lukis sami dh ingat. memula mami ingat sami main hafal aje sampai la sami buktikan kat mami yg sami betol2 paham.. wahh mami bangga.
Dalam kete lepas flyover ampang point nk g bukit..
'mosque! ala bak bak (allah huakbar)' tunjuk sami kat satu bangunan belah kiri yg macam masjid
mami yg ala2 terpanjat memandang bangunan itu 'eh no! thats not a mosque' balas mami xkuat tapi xjuga perlahan sambil pandang tepat ke mata sami
sami yg mmg comel pon pandang tepat ke mata mami diam cam mintak jawapan. xsampai 10saat mami tersedar,
'eh sayang. sori. yes sayang.. errr mosque..' mami terus rasa bersalah
'jgn kan sami, org besar pon ingat tu mesjid tau b' papi sambung nak tambah rasa bersalah mami..
aisehhh sori sayang. mami masih belajar. mami ingat sami dh besar2 plak. bangunan tu kuil singh. kubah and design dia mcm mesjid. napa la mami nk kasik sami konpius. tapi seb beik sbb pas tu if sami nmpak mosque sami tetap tau itu mosque.
Sekarang mami tgh rindu kat sami sbb mlm tadik kite xsempat nak main2. kul 8 lebeh sami susu terus sami sleep. tonite kite play abc lagik ok? nk draw? ha lukis la ..conteng la sukati sami
kejadian baru2 ini
'dia ada lukis2 dinding?'
'ada..'jawab mami agak tersenyum
'hiishh ikut sapa lah, hasrul dulu tak macam tuh'
'hah mmg ikut mami dia lah! mami dia suka melukis! biarlah dia nk lukis! creative!' jawab mami xkuat xjuga perlahan tapi muka serius sambil usap2 kepala sami.
BAHBIIIIII mami tahan aje mulut nak maki.. asal tak sapa perangai ngan papi dia, asal sami terlebeh cranky, manja sume asik la nk compare! abis ko nk ckp ape? sami yg noti ke atau aku xpandai jaga anak??? keje asik nk komplen itu ini. anak aku sukati aku laaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
opss mami ter emo. sori. tapi mami dah fedap dgr ayat 'dulu hasrul tak macam nih pon' . mami rasa cam nk tendang bakul aje bila dgr statement gitu. seb beik sami ikut muka papi. kalu ikut muka mami? ntah ape pulak yg dicakapnye.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Aritu tetiba nk masak nasik ayam. papi siap nk beli perencah hainan tuh hamboii ingat aku xtau masak ke? ahhahaha mmg la papi ragui sbb petama kali masak dulu pon time kt melben, time tu sume guna instant. aaargghh xdek2.. cicah sambal tu aje beli siap sbb mls nk beli lada beso.
Nih serving aku. wahh siap letak mix vege dlm nasik. nampak drumstick tuh? tu rebus aje tuuu xsempat nk fried sbb dh lapo sgt2
Nih papi nye serving. nasik byk hahahhaha. tapi tak aci ayam tuh sempat digoreng. ye la malas nk tunggu kering tu pon tos dlm fridge hahahah pechiah rahsia ku..
Sup letak ciken ball senang nk bekal utk sami. Sekian. Kena buat lagik nih.
Lapo aku
Aiseh
Aritu dok sebok pusing keliling area bukit jalil sbb beraya sempat la kitorg lalu kat BK2. selama ke nih biqq dok bising kata umah dh naik. mmg cepat la sbb ujung belah main road dh siap bumbung. rumah kitorg pon dh smpai tingkat 2 buatnye.. dpt plak tuh papi amik gambo dr blkg. selit2
Alhamdulillah la, sume process loan ok dah settle awal. umah pong cantek aje naik. tgk kan tebing tinggi umah nih agak sentap la xdpt aku buat gate tepi, patu tpikir camne pagar tepi umah aku kang? agak frust tak pilih ujung belah main road. tapi ade baiknye sbb belah main road tu mmg congested pepagik dan peak hours yg lein. so aku pon pasrah and berangan mende lein plak hamboiii ehhehehe. bagus gak tebing tinggi so org jalan tepi xnmpak la umah aku tapi xtau laaa.. sbb aku dh start seram.. agak2 bape la kena utk amik kunci nanti? glup.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Can i throw a small makan2 partey on weekdays?
OOoo no problemm..
Can i throw a partey on weekdays with Papi's help?
Hah lagik la bagus!
Can i host a partey on weekdays with Papi's & Sami's help
Hah! aku dah ckp korang.. sami super M.A.N.J.A. zzzzz
Last tuesday's nite, after plannnig, posponing (siap tadah telinga kena kutuk) we end up with a very adhoc makan invitation at my place. Papi said just serve spagettik, handpicked (in ur dream) mushroom soup, garlic bread, tempura nugget, drummet& ice cream for desert (yg last2 lupe nk hidang cess). There's no other suitable dates as Thu si datin wannabe is super bz attending all makan invitation on weekends and half of the jemputan will off to Kuantan for bersuka ria (yo oo aje aku)
'rabu la thu'..try to pospon again thehehehe i need time to think for the menu (aku kan suka berangan) 'aaahh xdek xdek kang rabu ko kansel' ahhaha bahbi (straight kat muka). i wish i took pics of the cleaners who clean my house last friday - evidence yg aku tak tipu mmg aku nak ajak korg datang cuma papi aje nk mein basketball ahhahaha.
I was so buntu and rambang about the menu as i feel like making bubur lambuk (bese la ikut tekak aku) but thinking of the time and even need to buy another beras (as we only consume herba ponni taj mahal, ha mmg xjadik la bubur ko) so i kansel and quickly buzzing Ija (as usual for briliant ideas but she's not answering cis) and akhirnye folo papi's suggestion.
Looking at the simple menus i know we can settle within one hour and being my papi who loves to take his sweet time i found myself pushing the trolley at C4 looking for sami's diaper boleh tak??? papi said he wanted to buy french loaf for garlic bread but end up shopping for groceries hamboii. i cant stop cursing when the queue is so damn lembab. We got home at 7.40pm and not yet performing maghrib ha cmne tu?ooo no hal boleh aje (walhal i asked the mommies to come after 8.30pm). To make the situation more drama (kalu cute cam drama mama xpe gak) the sinki is so sinFULL with not only pinggan mangkuk but with papi's bbq utensils yg penuh minyak (dia buat burger utk aku mlm sblmnye tak penah la aku nk bersyukur, kuat komplen) (ooh oso pls ignore all the spelling grammar and bahasa titik).
Kelam kabut? eh xdek la no problem. As papi is the appointed chef for the day no worries at all until .. the KING WHO LISTEN but IGNORE the meaning of his name totally get tantrums -to add the drama la kan, sami started to push me and try to drag me to accompany him drawing and reading his fav book. Sorry sayang this time mami dh super xsempat as the time shows 8pm oredi. everytime i entered the kitchen he will scream and cry without tears. Adoiii.. 'go go' cried sami. 'ayangg pg la play sana... ' aku menahan sabar. I quickly finished the mess, set up meja and when i about to start the deep fryer ' b, kena tuka minyak'said papi (all this while papi sebok with his spagettik, garlic bread yada yada yada)
'Assalamualakum..' dangg my first ggf mommies has arrived sapa lagik kalu tak Tha the superpumping hero with abang jauh and azri si power biting yg comel (pls imagine sami were crying all the time and get super attitude capital A when he realised there will be another babies in the house) and know what its oredi 8.45pm haii lamanye la masak... dah la in between asik dgn phone sbb Thu & Yong sesat nk pegi ke tempat kejadian tanah runtuh.
As i'm so kelam kabut, preparing drinks, meja while carry sami sana sini and forgot to be a good host (bad elly bad elly) the mommies mula sampai Yong and Uncle K bwk adik memasing, diikuti dgn Thu, Am, Myra and Fiza with Iman & hubby yg super lambat sbb soping kat C4 hamboiiii... as they come on time and papi still kelam kabut at kitchen there goes all my rahsia. 'hah ko suh papi masak ke ly?' 'papi basuh pinggan?' Thu the datin wannabe dgn sengajanye ckp kuat2 try to embarrass me (cilakak i said dlm hati) 'ooohh itu la bukti papi mmg sayang kat aku...' 'ini bukan lakonan ok...' hahahaha i try to cover up. baru nak ngaku aku yg masak dh kantoi
Besides all the drama and yes sami still cranky, the makan2 went well and i hope the mommies had a good time. We changed duit raya and i kuatly mention the amount is rm3 as i know si datin wannabe tu mata duitan. Tha balik dulu as abang jauh nak balik batu pahat malam tu jugak and yong wanted to joint her with alasan her sister need to sleep early so she can wake early as she needs to get to the oofice by 6.30am. wat??? 6.30am??? zzzzzzz i reluctantly salam them as i'm just about to show them my wedding albums with hopes we can gossip more. But thanks to uncle K yg selamba borak with Fiza's hubby so yong and the sisters has to stay ahhaha padan muka
Also, Iman, Azri & Myra (beside Azri hepily biting Myra's hand) they are such a good babies. baik aje buat hal sendiri. Sami? ooo eventho he's spending time at nursery, meeting diff peps everyday he's still not comfortable with the guests. Sebabnye? 'ngantuk kot ly?' tanya yong. 'tak la yong dia saja je nih' i was succesfully holding myself from scolding sami. Since i was scold by Deb last puasa, i started to less my complain box and meningkatkn lagik tahap kesabaran yg memang dah tinggi since bergelar hot mommy nih. Ye la my 2 besfren are longing for babies so i wont take for granted. xpe guest balik kang mmg pandang wall la si sami nih.
After the guest balik, sami dgn miracle nye change his mood to the very hepi boy in the world. i susu him and plays with him for awhile, makan the spagettik and get my vaccum. really need to vaccum tonite or else all mr. semut will dancing thru the nite. And guess wat, sami who scares of the vaccum, tarik the hose and manage to pull out the suction hose and started to vaccum the hall. 'pi skit' he push papi's feet. papi xpaham. he said 'tepi skit' terus kitorg gelak tak berenti and paling jahat papi makes vaccum sound and everytime papi make the sound he will stop and hug me sambil 'takuit2'. the scenario so lucu papi and papi decided to capture it but when he started recording sami never mentioned the 'pi sket' words but keep repeating 'adoiii' cam penat sgt la vaccum tuh ahhahahahahha. Comel la baby kecik mami nih.
so thanks ggf mommies, sori apa yg kurang jgn serik datang lagik for my next upcoming tupperware partey. next time aku lak nk masak, Am dah komplen tak rasa air tgn aku. kang aku masak kang dia lupe plak kat Thu yang ganteng tuh ha cmne? hahahaha. Oh yea, to As next time datang lah. ko la yg paling mengada sekalik sbb xdtg.
P/s- oh yeah last nite i cooked nasik ayam. 'ermmm sedap la baby!' said papi sambil senyum mata buntang. and yes korang itu bukan lakonan, papi mmg sayang kat aku perrggghhh sistas.. competition nih hahahahha oh yeah sistas, our session next. can't wait! biq set date!
OOoo no problemm..
Can i throw a partey on weekdays with Papi's help?
Hah lagik la bagus!
Can i host a partey on weekdays with Papi's & Sami's help
Hah! aku dah ckp korang.. sami super M.A.N.J.A. zzzzz
Last tuesday's nite, after plannnig, posponing (siap tadah telinga kena kutuk) we end up with a very adhoc makan invitation at my place. Papi said just serve spagettik, handpicked (in ur dream) mushroom soup, garlic bread, tempura nugget, drummet& ice cream for desert (yg last2 lupe nk hidang cess). There's no other suitable dates as Thu si datin wannabe is super bz attending all makan invitation on weekends and half of the jemputan will off to Kuantan for bersuka ria (yo oo aje aku)
'rabu la thu'..try to pospon again thehehehe i need time to think for the menu (aku kan suka berangan) 'aaahh xdek xdek kang rabu ko kansel' ahhaha bahbi (straight kat muka). i wish i took pics of the cleaners who clean my house last friday - evidence yg aku tak tipu mmg aku nak ajak korg datang cuma papi aje nk mein basketball ahhahaha.
I was so buntu and rambang about the menu as i feel like making bubur lambuk (bese la ikut tekak aku) but thinking of the time and even need to buy another beras (as we only consume herba ponni taj mahal, ha mmg xjadik la bubur ko) so i kansel and quickly buzzing Ija (as usual for briliant ideas but she's not answering cis) and akhirnye folo papi's suggestion.
Looking at the simple menus i know we can settle within one hour and being my papi who loves to take his sweet time i found myself pushing the trolley at C4 looking for sami's diaper boleh tak??? papi said he wanted to buy french loaf for garlic bread but end up shopping for groceries hamboii. i cant stop cursing when the queue is so damn lembab. We got home at 7.40pm and not yet performing maghrib ha cmne tu?ooo no hal boleh aje (walhal i asked the mommies to come after 8.30pm). To make the situation more drama (kalu cute cam drama mama xpe gak) the sinki is so sinFULL with not only pinggan mangkuk but with papi's bbq utensils yg penuh minyak (dia buat burger utk aku mlm sblmnye tak penah la aku nk bersyukur, kuat komplen) (ooh oso pls ignore all the spelling grammar and bahasa titik).
Kelam kabut? eh xdek la no problem. As papi is the appointed chef for the day no worries at all until .. the KING WHO LISTEN but IGNORE the meaning of his name totally get tantrums -to add the drama la kan, sami started to push me and try to drag me to accompany him drawing and reading his fav book. Sorry sayang this time mami dh super xsempat as the time shows 8pm oredi. everytime i entered the kitchen he will scream and cry without tears. Adoiii.. 'go go' cried sami. 'ayangg pg la play sana... ' aku menahan sabar. I quickly finished the mess, set up meja and when i about to start the deep fryer ' b, kena tuka minyak'said papi (all this while papi sebok with his spagettik, garlic bread yada yada yada)
'Assalamualakum..' dangg my first ggf mommies has arrived sapa lagik kalu tak Tha the superpumping hero with abang jauh and azri si power biting yg comel (pls imagine sami were crying all the time and get super attitude capital A when he realised there will be another babies in the house) and know what its oredi 8.45pm haii lamanye la masak... dah la in between asik dgn phone sbb Thu & Yong sesat nk pegi ke tempat kejadian tanah runtuh.
As i'm so kelam kabut, preparing drinks, meja while carry sami sana sini and forgot to be a good host (bad elly bad elly) the mommies mula sampai Yong and Uncle K bwk adik memasing, diikuti dgn Thu, Am, Myra and Fiza with Iman & hubby yg super lambat sbb soping kat C4 hamboiiii... as they come on time and papi still kelam kabut at kitchen there goes all my rahsia. 'hah ko suh papi masak ke ly?' 'papi basuh pinggan?' Thu the datin wannabe dgn sengajanye ckp kuat2 try to embarrass me (cilakak i said dlm hati) 'ooohh itu la bukti papi mmg sayang kat aku...' 'ini bukan lakonan ok...' hahahaha i try to cover up. baru nak ngaku aku yg masak dh kantoi
Besides all the drama and yes sami still cranky, the makan2 went well and i hope the mommies had a good time. We changed duit raya and i kuatly mention the amount is rm3 as i know si datin wannabe tu mata duitan. Tha balik dulu as abang jauh nak balik batu pahat malam tu jugak and yong wanted to joint her with alasan her sister need to sleep early so she can wake early as she needs to get to the oofice by 6.30am. wat??? 6.30am??? zzzzzzz i reluctantly salam them as i'm just about to show them my wedding albums with hopes we can gossip more. But thanks to uncle K yg selamba borak with Fiza's hubby so yong and the sisters has to stay ahhaha padan muka
Also, Iman, Azri & Myra (beside Azri hepily biting Myra's hand) they are such a good babies. baik aje buat hal sendiri. Sami? ooo eventho he's spending time at nursery, meeting diff peps everyday he's still not comfortable with the guests. Sebabnye? 'ngantuk kot ly?' tanya yong. 'tak la yong dia saja je nih' i was succesfully holding myself from scolding sami. Since i was scold by Deb last puasa, i started to less my complain box and meningkatkn lagik tahap kesabaran yg memang dah tinggi since bergelar hot mommy nih. Ye la my 2 besfren are longing for babies so i wont take for granted. xpe guest balik kang mmg pandang wall la si sami nih.
After the guest balik, sami dgn miracle nye change his mood to the very hepi boy in the world. i susu him and plays with him for awhile, makan the spagettik and get my vaccum. really need to vaccum tonite or else all mr. semut will dancing thru the nite. And guess wat, sami who scares of the vaccum, tarik the hose and manage to pull out the suction hose and started to vaccum the hall. 'pi skit' he push papi's feet. papi xpaham. he said 'tepi skit' terus kitorg gelak tak berenti and paling jahat papi makes vaccum sound and everytime papi make the sound he will stop and hug me sambil 'takuit2'. the scenario so lucu papi and papi decided to capture it but when he started recording sami never mentioned the 'pi sket' words but keep repeating 'adoiii' cam penat sgt la vaccum tuh ahhahahahahha. Comel la baby kecik mami nih.
so thanks ggf mommies, sori apa yg kurang jgn serik datang lagik for my next upcoming tupperware partey. next time aku lak nk masak, Am dah komplen tak rasa air tgn aku. kang aku masak kang dia lupe plak kat Thu yang ganteng tuh ha cmne? hahahaha. Oh yea, to As next time datang lah. ko la yg paling mengada sekalik sbb xdtg.
P/s- oh yeah last nite i cooked nasik ayam. 'ermmm sedap la baby!' said papi sambil senyum mata buntang. and yes korang itu bukan lakonan, papi mmg sayang kat aku perrggghhh sistas.. competition nih hahahahha oh yeah sistas, our session next. can't wait! biq set date!
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